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uncle fester

a scabby diseased penis

by loco weed April 24, 2003

9πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Uncle Daddy

Name used during oral sex when the man is about to come in the woman's mouth and she is going to swallow it , said to turn him on more right before he has an orgasm.

Girl- Says "Oh Uncle Daddy, it tastes SO GOOD!"
Uncle Daddy - "Oh baby,I'm gonna come, take it all!!!"

by Kerry Lynne Robinson April 18, 2008

12πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


uncle grandpa

The "cool" grandpa.The One That Always Gives You Whatever You Want.

Uncle Grandpa: Want An IPhone 6
Me:Umm....Yep

by gabehare123 April 1, 2015

8πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 6, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Uncle Terrence

An instance where sperm does not emit from the penis during ejaculation due to a large kidney stone stuck in the urinary tract.

Taylor: Did you finish on me?
Brett: No, fuck! I think I had an Uncle Terrence!

by Winser the Penguin August 18, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž