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I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

by Neko~ December 3, 2004

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Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

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washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj February 17, 2005

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I'll never wash my cheek

to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.

"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.

by Shane September 23, 2003

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wash your mars bar

Another way of saying "Are you joking?!"

Guy 1 "I shagged her last night!"

Guy 2 "Wash your mars bar!

Or,

"Your washing my mars bar!"

by Immi June 30, 2006

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Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 2, 2020

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Over the shoulder white washing

When you sneak up behind one of your friends and jack off and cum all over their face

Dude you were Over the shoulder white washing me so bad earlier.

by Joey Smithy March 10, 2012

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