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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 30, 2019


Love and Pride

That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and
Pride
Start your journey
Early or maybe later
(Get your boots on)
Look for rainbows
(It's cloudy)
Take your hair-dryer
Blow them all away
In you, I find a story
I want to keep hearing
In you, I see all colours
Not just black or white
In you, I find a reason
A hope for all dreamers
You are my fill, you're my supply
Of love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and p, p, p, p, pride
Knowing, sensing
Seeing
Eating, sleeping
(That's just being)
Touching, testing
Loving
Wanting and taking
More love and more pride
In you, I find a story
I want to keep hearing
In you, I see all colours
Not just black or white
In you, I find a reason
A hope for all dreamers
You are my fill, you're my supply
Of love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride

That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
Ah, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh
Ah, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I'm taking it round the world, world, world, world, world, world, world, world)
The world, world, world, world, world, world, world, world
I'm taking it round the world
Some love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
I said, that's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and
Pride
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

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I love this app!”

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oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

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oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

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lovely dovey couple

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person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"

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Lovely lady

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Angela you’re such a lovely lady

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