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Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat who despite rumours was a beautiful size and has a great sense of humor. A cat which we are devastated to lose but appreciate it is in a better place. Sending love and condolences.

Joel's lovely cat will never be forgotten. Meow

by Joels Cat Admirer December 11, 2023


Bar love

When your madly in love with the bartender…but OUTSIDE the bar would be a different story

I like the bartender but only from behind the bar. I think it’s bar love

by Sunny sizzle January 25, 2023


Love Frosting

Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.

After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.

by GapingAspHole June 21, 2016


chronically in love

When you are in love forever <3

I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”

by gracesmileyy May 20, 2022


live laugh love aurabee day

every sunday is “live laugh love aurabee” day, show your support by changing your discord statuses to “live laugh love aurabee”

today is live laugh love aurabee day! let’s celebrate

by solitairees July 31, 2022


Throwing up I love you

People who throw up ilys are raging homosexuals and do this 24/7 to tell everyone they want to kiss other men.

Hey he’s throwing up I love you he must like guys

by Small ass mofo October 9, 2022


I love Malik Forever

So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear

I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!

HIM: Would you die for me?

ME: YES-

HIM: Actually would you live for me?

ME: YES!! with you

*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*

by Obsessed with him March 8, 2023

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