V&L

Short for Vodka and Lemonade.

V&L is so yummy

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v;dw

Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.

Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)

"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.

"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."

(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")

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Tommy V

He be one of the most voracious salty dogs on all the seven seas. He also be a universe-famous Actor/Rapper.

Have you heard Tommy V's new mixtape? It's sicker than malaria.

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V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.

Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.

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jacob v

the most L rizz ive ever seen in my life. too scared to approach females tbh *facepalm*

jacob v has L rizz

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e&v

Exhibitionism & Voyeurism. A fetish where one likes to have sex in front of others, and/or watch others have sex. E&V comes into play during sex outside or in nightclubs, swing clubs, and lifestyle party events like Burning Man and Wonderland.

I am into E&V, BDSM, role play, cosplay, and FFMs, but I like the regular stuff too because I'm a pretty simple guy.

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Lukie V.

A well known central PA rapper who has recently been making a name for himself. He is beloved by all the children of the realm and is often played to get parties going strong. His illustrious song "terrorist" offers up a deep social commentary on the livelihood of the working class citizen in our day and age. He draws his inspiration from Jay-Z and Kanye West, honing his impressive free-styling on the hit single Otis. He incorporates many genres into his ballads, sampling the all-American rock band Journey in a smooth remix.

Joe: Have you heard the new lukie v. jawn?

Jim: Yeahhh man it was hella chill son.

Joe: Damn straight.

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