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Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave
A small youtuber known only and i mean only for his straight track videos.
Coaster Dave’s New Straight Track Video Was Fire
Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
he makes great saves and never shaves
matthew dave has a porn hub account
Someone who would read the entire bible for you in one night just to take you to prom
I found my Dave Rygalski
Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl