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A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?
A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder
The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”
The act of a student who needs to shit so bad, and all the stalls are locked, so they shit in the sink, and cram it down the drain.
Student1: Hey your back early did you make it on time.
Turtle Sinker: Nah, I had to Turtle Sink it.
When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle
A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious
your a swaggy turtle mister