You're so skibidi

Gen alpha slang.
Is it a compliment or a insult, idfk

"You're so skibidi!"
👤: aww thanks :D
👤 (2nd one): fuck you.

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

you're done

a phrase used to let somebody know that they're doing something that you or someone doesn't like. It could be for a good reason, like water being sprayed on them, or for no reason, because that's a 14 year old white girl for you.

Person 1: Haha! I knew you would lose that dodgeball match without your friends paired up with you!
Person 2: You're done, you're done.
Every sane person within a 10 mile radius: We don't give a fuck.

you're cool

you are cool.

"wow you're cool"

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

you're grandfather homosexual

4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes

Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*