fish dipping

the act of inserting a scaled fish in your partner's ass, removing it and smacking your partner in the face with a shit covered fish.

at the family reunion i caught grandpa and grandma fish dipping

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fish porn

Images or movies of sexual acts performed on or by fish, including (but not limited to) Fish Head, FIsh Tail, Fish Slapping, "Sucking the worm", and fish-school girls.

Large mouth bass are usally known as the king pins of this industry.

Noah had a hard on, once he looked at the fish porn Marc got for him.

Sales of Clown fish tripled after the release of the new fish porn movie, "Fucking Nemo".

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linux fish

A metal fish decal that parodies both the Christian Jesus fish and the Darwin fish that lots of people put on the back of their car. Since so few people know what Linux is, the decal confuses many passersby. It’s intentions are not as discernible as the Darwin fish so it doesn’t draw anger from Christians. It is not directly poking fun at Christians but rather it is an inside joke between Linux advocates and a snub towards Microsoft. It’s sort of a secret handshake between fellow devotees to the Linux computer operating system. It's jokingly saying that Linux can save the world.

Hey, that dude has a Linux fish on his car. He must be some kind of computer geek or something that hates Microsoft. I bet the Atheists and the Christians don't have a clue what his fish is about.

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fish heads

Severed head of a fish.

*cant play baseball
*dont wear sweaters
*not good dancers
*cant talk
*cant play drums
*Don't have to pay to get them in to movies.
*Never seen drinking capucchino in Italian resteraunts with oriental women.
Not frequently seen

Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
eat them up, yumm.

In the morning
laughing happy fish heads
in the eve-eh-ning
floating in the soup

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Fishing

A game that is played in jail. To catch a "Fish," an inmate would find a fairly new member in the jail. They would then take them to meet the "Fisherman," or the gang, after which the Fisherman proceed to gang rape the fish, all the while chanting "fish.....fish.....fish.....fish....." The fish has then been caught

Let's go fishing

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Fish Sticks

Fish Sticks(noun)
Pronounciation- \ˈfish ˈstiks\

A play-around word coined by "Jimmy" and "Cartman"(Half-Credit for eating potato chips.) from the animated TV series "South Park."

Man A- Do you like Fish Sticks?
Gay Fish- err, of course yo...
Man A- Do you like putting Fish Sticks in your mouth?
Gay Fish- um, guess so...
Man A- Then what are you a gay fish?
Gay Fish- er, wanna buttsecks in the pool?

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fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.

Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.

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