Birt-dan-kiswas

Birt-dan-kiswas is a made up holiday which occurs every week on a Thursday and Friday to celebrate the end of a work week.

The Thursday (1st day or Birt-dan-kiswas) is a day that pushes you to keep on going and on the Friday to celebrate your hard work (2nd day of Birt-dan-kiswas)

Happy Birt-dan-kiswas!

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Diver Dan

This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.

Hi, my name is Diver Dan.

Do you have $20.00 for sex?

No. Let me call my nephew real quick.

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Dan Schneider Laugh Track

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.

Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*

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Jean Claude Fan Dan

Scottish rhyming slang, generally accepted as a longer version of fandan. Used to describe an annoying person.

"Aye, see that wee prick Smudger, he's a Jean Claude Fan Dan"

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Tourner Dans Le Vide

French song by artist Indila. Regarded as the official theme song of TopG Andrew Tate. Whenever you hear this song you shall be stricken with fear as the TopG is near.

Tourner dans le vide
Tourner dans le vide
Tourner dans le vide.
Tate is near
Listening to Tourner dans le vide allows me to have unmatched perspicacity and sheer indefatigability.

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Dan the panini man

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER HES SO SMART AND SEXY

Omg look it’s Dan The Panini Man!

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Eleven-o-clock Dan

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.

Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.