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An awesome game with a guy in heavy armor and an alien named Arby
Man, I love playing Halo 3.
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The act of shooting cum (semen) into a hole or circular receptacle of any kind, by way of maturbation or sexual relations.
Masturbation: pocket pussy, knot hole of tree, hole in a wooden fence, coffee cup, shower drain, etc.
Sex: Partners asshole, VaJJ ({}), Mouth, Ear, Nostril, or in very special cases Eye Socket.
Ex. 1
Matt: Cindy has sure been bitchin that we don't have any cream for the coffee.
David: Take a trip to the store and shut her up!!!
Matt: Nah, I told her I did and secretly O~~~<===3 in her coffee.
Ex. 2
When Willy paid a visit to Patty he wanted nothing more than to give her a delicious salty snack!!!
He O~~~<===3 and what a treat it wuz....slurp
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The act of being an absurd cat. Noticeable when a cat noise -mrow- or -mew- is followed by a cat face :3. Although technically a cat, human qualities are exhibited, such as talking in English or writing stories that are humorous.
-Mrow- or -Mew- are generally used when the subject has nothing say or feels particularly silly. It is also used when someone just said something dumb, funny or rather odd.
Teacher: "Hey Matt, do you have anything to say for yourself?"
Matt: "-Mew- :3"
Person A: "I think I just took a dumb in my pants!"
Person B: "-Mrow- :3"
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The funniest music video ever created by James Franco and Seth Rogan which paradoys the all time worst music video: Bound 2. Franco plays Kanye while Seth plays Kim.
"Yo, did you see Bound 3?!"
"Hell yea! That shit was so funny, Seth Rogan played a sexy Kim Kardashian"
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Abbreviation for Age of Empires 3, a old time strategy game played on the PC.
john: lets play aoe 3.
tom: WTF is aoe?
john: age of empires
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Guy:wanna kiss
Crush:no
Guy:but its december 3rd
Crush:fine
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F1 - Feeding
F2 - Financing
F3 - Fucking
Oye, Papi- You Can Call The Shots When Your Providing The "3 F's" For Me
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