When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean
Hey look the guy is doing the cool spoon and he is great at it.
Soft drink or fizzy drinks, sometimes called pop. Not to be confused with epic drink with which contains alcohol
"Hey Michael chuck me the cool drink", "no worries Daniel."
Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!
Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.
Something that is incredibly dangerous but is still the epitome of chill
Such as: 1. A hot car with no seatbelts 2. A rabid rottweiler 3. A psychopathic movie star 4. Most of Australia's fauna
Your new razorwire necklace is lethally cool!
Guy Cool is an internet phenomenon. He is the coolest guy on YouTube and is notorious for taking down ISIS. Usual quotes are "HAHA GUY COOL!" "Hey guys Guy Cool here." and "HAHA *gibberish screaming* *plays Megalovania on the piano*".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA GUY COOL!!!!!!
UHHHH HEY ISS ME COOL DID AKA DIDDY!! I LIKE BEING CALLED "COOL DID" CUZ ITS FUNNER AND BECAUSE ROSALINA LIKES IT TOO.. i think... NVM THAT JUST FOCUS ON ME! :P
"Diddy Kong has a crush on rosalina Cool did"