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When a man pulls out to cum on his partner and she swings both arms at the same time. One deflecting the cum shot and the other slapping your dick out of the way then simultaneously slapping you in the chest with you own semen (karate like sounds optional)
I tried to give her a surprise facial last night but instead she hit me with "Cum Karate"
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When a chronic masturbator locks himself into a room and literally builds a wall of used tissues. Usually a 12 or 13 year old boy.
Dad: Have you seen Adam?
Mom: No.
Dad: I think he's been in his bedroom all weekend, blocking us off by his Cum Fort. It smells terrible.
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Falling asleep after ejaculating
I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.
I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.
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a large whore house in india
cumdog millionaire was fillmed in the biggest cum slum in all of india.
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the act by which a person ejaculates on their hand and proceeds to slams the contents onto the victims face, and hold for no less than 3 seconds. This act may or may not result in the victim falling down in dismay. Not to be mistaken for cum slap
After refusing to cease distubing the audience at a movie theater, an individual procedes to go to the bathroom and crank one out in his hand, at which time he returns and cum slams the cinematic perpetrator so fiercely that the victim can't walk for two weeks.
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1.) A woman who is in the middle of a group of males masturbating until the group of males let loose their liquidity children all over that said woman's face, booty, mouth or anytype of suface that's on the said girl.
Guy 1: "Hey, what should I know about this girl?"
Guy 2: "Well, she takes cum-baths two times a week, so, that would make her clean, right?"
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To cover a person with multiple loads of hot sperm, all over their body. See also bukkake and facial.
Betsy loved cum so much that she invited the football team over, sucked and fucked them until they gave her a cum bath; they took pictures.
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