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An obscure Japanese style of oral sex that is extraordinarily cheap, and usually occurs in cheap inns or hotels.
$20 suck' suck'... $15, final offer. It be very nice.
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A time in your life that starts at 28.
Damn I’m 28 so I’m officially just now in my late 20’s but I wasn’t at 27 cuz I was in my mid-twenties.
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last night i had to slap a hoe with my 20 pounds of dangling fury.
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if you were born on july 20th 2006 your bestfriend is fucking your dad
person 1: when were your born?
person 2: 20 july 2006 why?
person 1: oh because im fucking your dad
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give sophie ur hoodie day :) uwu
hey dude did you hear it was October 19/20?
omg yeah! i gotta give sophie my hoodie
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The moment you see a 20 on the side of the road
Person 1: Hey, how are you?
Person 2: Great, I just found some money!
Person 1: You’re in the even that you find $20? That’s great! Now you can pay me that $20 you owe me from last week.
A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.