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A member of the Columbus based Desperate Measures Crew. Born in 1986, the Columbus native who plays in hardcore/metal bands and books shows has received his legendary shitbag status from his well known "cock" and "p.o.s." tattoos, single handedly hospitalizing hundreds of frat dudes, robbing armed robbers, setting people on fire, impregnating the turds of scene girls worldwide, out-eating all men who challenge him, banging girls in club bathrooms, and his unmatched rage. There is no man alive that has kept it this real since chuck norris. From the years of touring with bands to the periods of heavy drug usage to the hookers in Tijuana and Vegas and his willingness to do ANYTHING for money, at 21 years old has a superb reputation on this planet earth.
"Dude... Ben.... Kyle DMC chugged half a bottle malt vinegar for 20 euros today. Not even american dollars.... Euros! He puked everywhere! He's a moron! Dude i even heard that this one time he shit himself after eating 13 tacos when he was out with Ringworm. I think if every major city had a "Kyle DMC" This world would be ruined."
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Someone who is late to everything or doesn't go at all. Kyle misses everything from school to missing his child's birth. Kyle often finds himself sleeping 16 hours a day and waking up wondering how he is so late to work.
(1) Sorry boss, I woke up 5 Minutes too kyle.
(2) Where were you yesterday Steven? My bad boss I was hanging out with Kyle
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That ass hole your best friend chases after and once she gets with him he breaks her, he flirts with every girl he sees. He is overly aggressive and just massive dick hole. He is a massive man whore. He is going to break you. He is the only one that matters in a relationship, he is a fuck boi don't trust Kyle. He flirts with anyone and everyone, he will make you stay up crying over him because that's what he wants. Shield your friends from Kyle.
Friend 1: Have you seen kyle?
Friend 2: Yeah he's over there flirting with some girl
Friend 1: Isn't he dating someone?
Friend 2: Yes
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There is a sex position called “the kyle crane”, to do the kyle crane you need to stick a rusty hammer in a girls asshole, then cause internal bleeding
Dude that girl was bleeding after the kyle crane
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An NBA player that used to brick every shot with the Lakers and still kinda does with the Wizards until it's clutch time and he goes off. Also wears a lot of ... interesting stuff
Average LeBron fan: Kyle Kuzma is trash, he can't make a single layup
Average Kuzma enjoyer: Just wait until clutch time, he'll light up his old team aka LeMickey's team on fire
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Kyle Mirren is an annoying Little fat faggot boy, who is usually seen following a Gary.
They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)
Person 1 : Hey dude you Wanna go beat up that guy? He's a total Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.
Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.
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An anime loving, procrastinator who thinks he’s the top dog. if you find a Kyle Reed you’ll need to be aware because he’s act likes better than you 100% of the time
Person 1: You’re such a Kyle Reed
Person 2:I know
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