Someone who is late to everything or doesn't go at all. Kyle misses everything from school to missing his child's birth. Kyle often finds himself sleeping 16 hours a day and waking up wondering how he is so late to work.
(1) Sorry boss, I woke up 5 Minutes too kyle.
(2) Where were you yesterday Steven? My bad boss I was hanging out with Kyle
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That ass hole your best friend chases after and once she gets with him he breaks her, he flirts with every girl he sees. He is overly aggressive and just massive dick hole. He is a massive man whore. He is going to break you. He is the only one that matters in a relationship, he is a fuck boi don't trust Kyle. He flirts with anyone and everyone, he will make you stay up crying over him because that's what he wants. Shield your friends from Kyle.
Friend 1: Have you seen kyle?
Friend 2: Yeah he's over there flirting with some girl
Friend 1: Isn't he dating someone?
Friend 2: Yes
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Kyle Mirren is an annoying Little fat faggot boy, who is usually seen following a Gary.
They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)
Person 1 : Hey dude you Wanna go beat up that guy? He's a total Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.
Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.
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There is a sex position called βthe kyle craneβ, to do the kyle crane you need to stick a rusty hammer in a girls asshole, then cause internal bleeding
Dude that girl was bleeding after the kyle crane
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An NBA player that used to brick every shot with the Lakers and still kinda does with the Wizards until it's clutch time and he goes off. Also wears a lot of ... interesting stuff
Average LeBron fan: Kyle Kuzma is trash, he can't make a single layup
Average Kuzma enjoyer: Just wait until clutch time, he'll light up his old team aka LeMickey's team on fire
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An anime loving, procrastinator who thinks heβs the top dog. if you find a Kyle Reed youβll need to be aware because heβs act likes better than you 100% of the time
Person 1: Youβre such a Kyle Reed
Person 2:I know
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Kyle is the most HANDSOME man on earth He kind of looks like Michael B Jordan
Have you ever heard of the handsome man Kyle Francisco
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