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When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.
Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!
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National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that
When a guy lays on his back and a girl is giving a handjob well fingering his asshole well squeezing his balls with her mouth
Dude guess what happend to me last night!
What happened?
I got a geeba geeba lemon squeeza
The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy
Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.
Direct contrary from Eazy Peasy Lemon Squeezy.
Dang, that test was supposed to be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it was hard hard lemon hard.
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An old saying from Cambridge Harvard, where the professor jokingly says: “hard hard lemon hard” for a certain test.
This phrase eventually made its way throughout Harvard and is originally dated back to the research university itself.
“Wow, this test was quite difficult”
For sure, it was Hard Hard Lemon Hard.