An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.
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A "famous" TikToker who plays Friedrich in the Sound of Music. He likes to fat shame him mother for what she looked like 2 years ago. He likes to complain about how he attends a school that is basically bankrupt.... which he does, considering they can't afford paper towels. Not too long ago, he was in a relationship with a girl named Paige, which he DEEPLY regrets. His brother, JP, is much more talented than him (and browner).
Oh dear god... is that the devil or Matthew Kozak?
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.
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Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.
damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now
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Matt Shultz is the lead singer in cage the elephant and is also married to Malayha Shultz.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isnβt he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!
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An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.
I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.
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combination of people that have bad hygiene. but their faces make up for it. they have nice facial hair. they're kinda funny 2
Look at those guys. They look like a luke and matt.
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A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.
"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"
"Yeah"
"That's Matt Steve"
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