Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.
That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.
A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach
PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.
Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.
Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”
An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.
Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...
When you get an exceptionally good score on Geoguessr's Daily Challenge, and are humble about it.
"Hey, look over there... an extremely rare occurrence of someone Doing a Matt"
When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.
Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.