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Hitler as the world's famous pimp
Me: Bro I jus seen hitler
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement
everybody know moos, here we got Mr.Sandberg who killed a moos without rights to do it, the moos tried to stop it but roy had other ideas, this ended in the second world war because Mr.Sandberg rejected to jail and the moos made their own bataljon and tried to stung Roy, but roy said to he`s fetter that he would probably take some more moos to his basement, hes known in our school for killing a moos and having kids in he`s basement and he is stinky
Joe: what? what happend to the moos?
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
Adolfs evil little brother.
"that statement is so Bill Hitler."
The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.
"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."
somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.