hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

hair salon

A chill place where ppl gather to become more beautiful than we already are.

PLATINUM a relentlessly awesome salon. is a hair salon inSalisbury, NC

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

Hair Furor

Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks giving SNAP recipients dried, canned and other "shelf stable" food is better than the current setup that allows them to go the store buy food.

Booty Hair

The hair-do one gets after having sex in the middle of the day.

Hey, Joan.....I am going to be a few minutes late. My boyfriend just left and I need to fix my booty hair.

Hair kink

The act of enjoying hair on sexual body parts during intercourse.

Jessica has a hair kink for Jeremy.