national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
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I love you, but I’m letting you go.
Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.
Carter: I NEED FUCKING CAKE
Alex: your ass is already bigger than an actual wedding cake and you probaly got swiss rolls hiding in your fucking boobs, dipshit
Carter: i was dreaming about food last night, but it was a nightmare because i ran out of cake…
The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you
an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.
an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.
British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.
It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.