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when you ejaculate in a persons anus and they shit at the same time.
you man my girl pulled the Alaskan chilliDog on me
oh dear god no
To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
When multiple men lock a woman in a cage and proceed to fart into it until the woman cannot move. Once the men see the paralyzed women they then have anal sex simultaneously.
Yo Tyrese, me and the gang just hit a Alaskan Gas Chamber on Ice Spice!
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.
Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.
Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman
When a partner of the opposite sex sits on one end of the couch spread eagle naked and the other stands on the other end of the couch fully erected and jumps off to attempt to spear the other partner.
Jim gave sally an Alaskan fisherman last night