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i liked green day better when they made fun of marilyn manson
the beautiful people the beautiful people
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a crappy and frankly, mind numbingly boring sport that only fat-shit Americans play because they lack the athleticism and skill of Rugby or Football(soccer).
fans are typical dull witted Neanderthals with beer bellies that dont understand what a proper sport it. fans typically love to brag about "how big and mean Ray Lewis" is but noone buys it. i would love to see Ray Lewis get run the fuck over by Pierre spies of South Africa.
Americans love to give their teams some special patriotic meaning but and to hype up their status such as "world champions" and all but not a single person gives a shit about American Football outside of the US.
typical American Football Supporter: wow look at this guy! he has been able to run for a whole 10 seconds! AMAZING!
decent human being: the fuck man?
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American Beer is beer produced in America. Prohibition of alcohol in America during the early 20th century led to the demise of nearly all breweries in America. Those that survived by making root beer, converting to dairy processing, or bootlegging made beer as cheaply as possible for many reasons. Among them are a poor economy, catering to a public now unaccustomed to flavorful beer, and having to meet a high demand very quickly. Adjuncts such as corn and rice became commonplace. A rich and colorful brewing tradition of hundreds of years was almost lost. The ensuing race to mass produce flavorless swill led to the rise of the "Big 3", whose weak and watery pilseners are the butt of many old, obsolete, TIRED jokes. The fact is, that if one doesn't realize that there is a greater wealth of creativity, experimentation, flavor, body, and style in America's brewing industry right now than in much of the rest of the world, well; one is simply not paying any attention.
If you think all American beer sucks, you probably either don't get out enough or just don't like beer.
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The art of being able to run into eachother.
He has the ball! Quck! Run into him!
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The best freaking store in the whole world. Some people don't like it. Some think its the awesomest store ever. Just depends on who you are. And what day it is. I could go into American Eagle one day and then the next day go into Hot Topic. Just depends on who you are.
OMG!!! I just got my first pair of skinnys(see second def.) from American Eagle!!
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All you Rugby guys are crazy. Put an NFL running back on the rugby field and he will score every time he touches the ball. When you compare the 2 athletically, football players are bigger, stronger, can jump higher, can run faster, and can catch better. They wear pads cause they hit 10 times as hard..
The Rugby player was angry to learn a football player had been fucking his wife, but could do nothing about it because he would get his ass kicked..
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A citizen who has both Russian citizenship and American citizenship. Doesn’t feel accepted in Russia or in America. Russian Americans get sterotyped by Americans usually. Sometimes they don’t know you are Russian. They just think your white. If your Russian American you feel split between both countries. You love both countries equally. But others might want you to pick a side.
“So you like America better right?” -American Person
“I love both countries. I was born in Russia and I love them both equally” - Russian American
“ Nah you have to pick only one country. You drink Vodka right?” -American stereotyper
“Don’t stereotype me unless you know shit about my culture. We actually don’t drink a lot. -Russian American
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