arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

Snapping arse

An Australian colloquial term for taking a shit.

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.

arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)

Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"