When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.
Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.
#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy
“Your such an #arse-bandit”
My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.
My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).
Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.
"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"
"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."
A stupid person (usually used in text)
Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*
Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"
A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.
"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"