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joseph paul barrera. he is a total beaner asshole because he's mexican & he treats the most amazing girl in the world like a bag of shittt. she really loved him, but noooooo he had to be a lil BITCH. FUCK YOU JOE! I HATE YOU. -he's also my ex boyfriend. i hate him & his ugly ass girlfriend. she's so fucking ugly.
joe is a beaner asshole, fuck him.
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The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.
"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."
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the term given to the remnants of MDMA you have left over after snorting.
Hurry up! Finish your line then lick Molly's asshole!
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One who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their ass, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.
4th of July became so much better when Jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming asshole.
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the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.
guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..
guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!
guy 2: good idea, sir.
guy 2: its done.
guy 1: well, taste it??
guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!
guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."
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When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.
(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"
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