Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.
An exaggeration of how open something is.
“His mouth is wide acres open.”
“The door was left wide acres open.”
to be intoxicated from alcohol.
Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.
When an NA player types "open" in all chat but nothing else changes.
"dude push they're open"
"nah man it's an NA open."
Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
the sweet stench of smelling someone's locker being opened
"Do y'all smell that? Open locker?"
A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)
I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.