A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...
Example 1:
"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"
Example 2:
Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."
Person 1 - "Fuck you."
ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya
dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"
A term of endearment to a child or loved one.
Who is my little booga baby??? You are!
A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.
Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.
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A Bitch Baby is someone who bitches all the time. They also proceed to whine like a baby when he/she doesn't get what they want.
Unimportant idiotic people: "I actually like Joseph Dolce IV. He's cool.
People with a sense of morale and ethics: Are you fucking retarded? He's such a bitch baby."
Damn.... Did you see that lemon baby in the toilet