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Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 18, 2022


Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024


soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014


Soft Pomeranian

A girl with a cute puss with a lot of bush.

I was with Carol last night - total Soft Pomeranian downstairs.

by Kirei Kotomine July 12, 2018


Soft-Grunmo

(n.) A shortening of the term "Softcore Grunge Emo". Usually refers to the aesthetic pertaining to clothing style.

A yellow floral shirt AND ripped jeans? That's a prime example of Soft-Grunmo right there!

by Constable What August 29, 2024


eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized

eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!

by zyxnk June 30, 2021


Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012