Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.
Tree Frogs.
A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.
“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”
The crease of your pants, separating where the two balls are, stretching the sack like a frogs webbed foot.
I looked down at my boyfriends egregious frog's knuckle and told him he needs to go a size up because his nutsack was showing
Acting like a frog in a public or private setting. Jumping up and down as a frog would.
He started frogging out in the Walmart.
The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.
Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.
A recipe that would solidly match with shrimp when having a beach picnic. Someone then says it looks like it's time to catch this frog and hunt it!
"The frog's ribs are tasteless, why not have some frog legs?"
When you’re not on the same page with someone
That’s not right, I think this is a frog-toad loophole