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when you discover you're in love with your best friend.
possible scenarios of revealing your best friend love.
reply A: oh <insert name here>, i've had feelings for you too... let's be lovers. which will go on to the best relationship you've ever had.
reply B: what?! but you're my best friend! how could you have feelings for me in that way?! i feel so betrayed!! which will lead to a chilling of your relationship, leaving you wishing you just kept your mouth shut. it will normally get better alter some time passes, but it'll never be the same.
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someone who lies alot to you and behind your back. someone who pisses you off all the time. They say they will hang but then they dont and they go hang with some other bitchy chick who she knows you hate. A bad best friend will say they will never do something.....and they do it. Bad best friends lie about secrets to make you feel sorry for them. They destroy your heart and your insides until you cant take it anymore. Thats when the victim gets sent to a crazy place or they commit sudicide.
Bad Best Friend: I will never get on *this website*
victim: Good. im happy you never lie.
Bad Best Friend: yup. BFF!
LATER THAT WEEK
lalala *goes to website to see stuff*
victim: HUH?! what are you doing?
Bad Best Friend: nothin.
victim: Oh OK! then i must be retarded cause it looks like your talking about me to her! and THAT CREEPER!
Bad Best Friend: oh well i didnt do thatt. myy bad.
victim; SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORE LIAR!
NO MORE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER BITCH!
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Two girls named Leanna and Alexis who act high and have one brain cell when together and will most likely die because someone did something stupid
Omg y’all are gonna be those crackhead best friends
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the act of watching tv in your bedroom with more than one tv showing the same program just like what they do at Best Buy.
i like to watch tv, watch movies, and play videogames "Best Buy" style
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The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.
oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.
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You get the limo out front (oh-woah)
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you, but no one ever discovers
In some ways, you're just like all your friends
But on stage, you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds, yeah
You go to movie premiers
Hear your songs on the radio
Living two lives is a little weird, yeah
But school's cool, 'cause nobody knows
Yeah, you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds
Unsuspecting human: I have the best of both worlds!
*Miley Cyrus emerges from the ground*
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus, and your watching Disney Channel!
HAHAHHDHAHHAHAH
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Listen up Bitches
There can be only ONE Band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face!
THE BEATLES
You know its True!
Guy 1 The Best Band in the World are The Beatles
Guy 2 No Dude ,They Suck, Its Metallica
Guy 3 No Way Its either Nirvana or offspring
Guy 1 (Bitch Slaps the other twofor being complete Butt-Munchers
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