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A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.
She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.
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When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
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"Feed the Birds" was a beautiful song in the musical/movie Mary Poppins, a famous 1964 Disney film. It is about a poor old lady who spends her time trying to feed the poor birds near a cathedral. Meanwhile next door, there is a bank full of people who couldn't care less.
Not made up by Nathan Fillion. Firefly was still a good show though.
But Mary Poppins is beautiful in a way unsurpassed.
Come feed the birds,
Show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do
Their young ones are hungry
Their nests are so bare
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1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.
2. Really high.
1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.
2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.
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The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line
Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around
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A term describing an very offensive and nauseating odor that eminates from a penis that remains unwashed for days after having intercourse with a woman's love pocket.
Jon Martin had wicked fish-bird after drilling his old lady and not washing for a week, because he is a nasty bastard.
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When a bird thinks it'd be funny to unload it's excrements onto your head
Friend 1: Look at the pretty seagulls, hey let's feed this bread to-- *PLOP
Friend 2: OHHH you just got a Bird Bomb!!
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