Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus

Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."

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inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

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Trump Boner

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.

"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"

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Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

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throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.

'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"

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pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples

Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.

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Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

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