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When a fellow bro or friend is in a socially awkward situation and is outnumbered and calls for your help
Austin: "Dude, 4 rando's just sat down at the table with us. We're outnumbered."
Ryan: "Bro backup has arrived."
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The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
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Handing a Smirnoff Ice to your friend and making them chug it on one knee. Commonly done by tools and douchebags.
Chad: "Did you see me bro ice that guy?"
Anybody: "Ya, you're a tool."
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Bro-Downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.
The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.
The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.
Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.
"Dude, we fucking bro'd it down hard last weekend."
"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."
"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."
"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."
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A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
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Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.
(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."
bro job
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the deliberate practice of searching for those who can be classified as a "Bro."
To be specific,spotting those who wear polos, wear rainbow flip flops, listen to Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson, and play game cube in their spare time.
If a bro is spotted, you can make sure that they truly are a bro, even if they aren't dressed accordingly, by raising your hand and shouting " Sup bro." If the suspect is truly a bro, he will raise his hand or reply back.
" My buddies and I went out downtown looking for some bros."
" Oh, so you guys went bro spotting?"
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