Wheres bill?
I think his in the bathroom doing a welcome to country.
When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.