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When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.
She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.
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Bandwagon fans who, despite living 3,000, miles away from Yankee stadium, root for New York's baseball team. They only watch the occasional game on ESPN, and never have to suffer through the day in, day out awful announcing of Michael Kay
Brianna: Like, OMG, Derek Jeter is sooo cute, I'm going to buy a Yankee hat
Rylan: But babe, what about the 5 baseball teams we already have in our state? Two of which we stole from New York! And how will you even watch the games? The only way to see more then 5 a year is buying the package from the cable company, and something tells me you wont be watching all 162 like New Yorkers do even if you paid for it. You're just a California Yankee Fan.
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Best Counter-Strike clan ever.
OMG CCJ just domed some more nubs.
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When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.
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Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!
Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there
Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick
Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite
When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
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A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.
2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp
What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah