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A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.
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having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.
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Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!
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A lee7 azz pimp who pulls multiple hoes out of a bar/strip club in one single bound.
A kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!
(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that's all they're worth anyways)
Harold- "How can dude pull so much ass without getting any lap-dances?"
Lamar- "Because your a square ass stupid fuck Harold. Captain Save'm knows bout tit grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet bitch!!!"
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A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!
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Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
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1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc
Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."
Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."
Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
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