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your verginity
Lucy: hey do you think she has lost her credit card
Nikita: no shes not like that
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the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack
like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe
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A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
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A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
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When two virgins have sex and take each other's virginity.
Person 1: me and my boyfriend had sex last week!
Person 2: wow so you did trade pokemon cards?
Person 1: what?
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An argument ending excuse to be used when one genuinely enjoys something that is widely disliked, or discouraged, and feels they should not have to validate their enjoyment of it; but one's friends give them unending shit about liking said thing or activity.
"Bro I can't believe you listen to Nickelback, their music is so trash"
"Hey man, I just like their music, I'm pulling the No Man's Sky card"
"Ugh, fine"
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"Why do you play video games on console? PC is better in every way!"
"I'm pulling the No Man's Sky Card, it's just what I like"
"Okay, whatever"
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An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.
Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.
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