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This is the cut you get on the corner of your mouth after eating lots of potato chips.
I should not have eaten those chips so fast. I have a potato chip cut now.
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A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.
Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.
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When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.
Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...
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The situation you find yourself in when you realize how nasty people would look jerking off.
Carol: OMG YOUR GRANDPA!
Kelsey: I will never be able to think about Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream again.
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A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
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The ice cream flavor-of-choice of President Joe Biden.
“Chocolate Chocolate Chip!”
-Joe Biden
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A novel usually shorter than 500 pages, usually has a fast paced story that evolves over several books. Lots of action and cheap thrils. Called a potato chip book because it is not exactly going to broaden your horizens intellectually, but like that first chip, you want another and another
1: i really loved out of the ashes!
2: stop reading potato chip books its unhealthy!
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