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X-Men: First Class is a 2011 American superhero film directed by Matthew Vaughn and produced by Bryan Singer, based on the X-Men characters appearing in Marvel Comics. The fifth installment in the X-Men series, the film acts as a prequel for the original X-Men trilogy, being set primarily in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. It focuses on the relationship between Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Erik Lensherr (Magneto), and the origin of their groups—the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, respectively. The film stars James McAvoy as Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Lensherr, leading an ensemble cast that includes Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Zoë Kravitz, Nicholas Hoult and Lucas Till.
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourself.
Erik Lehnsherr: (before Charles uses Cerebro for the first time) What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.
Professor Charles Xavier: Don't spoil this for me, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been a lab rat. I know when I see one.
(about the Class going into action)
Professor Charles Xavier: They're just kids...
Erik Lehnsherr: No, they WERE kids. Shaw has his army, we need ours.
Erik Lehnsherr: (Shaw's mind is frozen by Charles) If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But, unfortunately, you killed my mother. This is what we're gonna do.
Professor Charles Xavier: No. Please, Erik, no.
Erik Lehnsherr: I am going to count to three and I'm going to move the coin. One.
(moves the coin at Shaw's head)
Professor Charles Xavier: Please, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: Two. Three.
(Magneto halts the missile barrage and directs it upon the fleet)
Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships who are just following orders.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
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The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.
Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?
When you do your work in your head but you have to show your work and you don't know how to do that because you have been doing work in your head so much you don't even need to visualize it
*Sigh* Math class big brain that is small
What kids of higher grades say to lower grade kids when walking through the hall to the next class.
*6th grader walks through hall without pass.
*8th grader replies "Get yo behind back to class"
The Class of 2014 that has the most whores, sluts, skanks, bitches, drug addicts, pot heads, and lesbians SHS has ever seen. Washington's most looked down upon school. Stevenson High School Class of 2014 has one of the highest drug abuse ratings in Washinton State. 40% of the girls at SHS are lesbians.
Stevenson High School Class of 2014 has so many Skanks! Just look around!"
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How Timmy finds out that Rob Landis used her name and e-mail address to create a new definition for Donkey Punch. Caught ya. You're one big floppy cock. I didn't want to go to class ... and now I got you back RL. You don't even know me. I'm a grown ass woman. Fuck with me again and I'll come to floor 2 and kick your little ass.
"RL! This is so hard!" -Timmy
"That's what she said ..." -RL, like a true pimp.
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Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.
Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
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