1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.
Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"
Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.
Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?
Phrase girls use as a code word for masturbation
"Guys i'm gonna go, I have to cook butterflies"
One who is crazy about fortnight and plays it every day yet he only has 3 or 4 wins. He is a huge packer fan until they are really bad. His hero is Ninja and he wants to be just like him some day. He is probably that one guy that you sniped while he was drinking his chug jug in the middle of an area of open grass.
Dang it that nube just eliminated me I feel like a Clayton Cook.
Basically means “I’m done for”.
His dick is so big, I’m cooked.
When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall
Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.