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The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!
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cookies that smell like poonani. cookies in the shape of poonani...a series of poonani(more than one poonani) "Cookie also means poonani" (see: Poonani)
I want some poonani cookies!
OMG these cookies smell like poonani!!!
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A pastry that seems like a nice treat, but just don't feed it to your parrot.
$teven," I love 🍪 cookie"
@very," nobody asked"
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An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.
Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.
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Infamous for his lyrical masterpieces under the EP "Runaway" on Soundcloud, lil cookie is a musical genius. His hit 'Kevin Durant' made Billboard's top 50 list for upcoming new hits, surpassing artists such as Harry Style and Mia Khalifa. He is inspired by his many rejections in the 16 years of his life. Despite that, lil cookie is known for being a very persistent womanizer.
"Yall heard Kevin Durant by lil cookie? This that new heat!"
"Hey Amina! Have you heard lil cookie's new song Tidal Wave? It was inspired by you!"
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The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
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When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.
DO NOT EAT
prank your friends
Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!
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