WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
abdominal picture
“finna send me a crab pic?” “if you are eddie munson, yes”
A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
15 british/jamaican person who does boxing
have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
When a person hires a crab to steal your items.
Person 1: "Dave, you're such a crab stealer."
Person 2: "i just used a piece of fish to train it "