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A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!
Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.
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The beautiful girlfriend of Liam Payne (1/5 of One Direction). She was born on June 10th 1988. Danielle is a professional dancer and she is good friends with Eleanor Calder who is the girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson (another 1/5 of One Direction). She doesn't deserve the hate her, Eleanor and Perrie (the other girlfriends of 2 of the 1D boys) recieve. If they make the boys happy than they should make anyone who truly loves the boys happy as well.
Danielle Peazer and Liam Payne met on the X-Factor - the British TV show Liam competed on along with the other 1D boys. Danielle was a back up dancer during some of the performances. She is the only girl Liam has been with since he found fame.
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A completely retarded and unfunny meme of some kid with a fucking annoying voice complimenting someone on the fact that they wear a type of shoes that sounds like something a pedophile would wear.
"DAMN DANIEL! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THOSE WHI" "*punches* SHUT, THE FUCK, UP"
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A Danielle story: telling a story without an ending.
Person a: So I went to the mall.
Person b: ....and?
Person a: Thats it.
Person b: Are you fucking serious, a fucking Danielle story?
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A ugly ass 13 year old who has dated over 30 boys who are older than he she is alwas using potoshop and showing her non existent ass and tries to belly dance but instead she looks like a warm that is about to die she has a new boyfriend every week , she also always talks shit about all of her ex boyfriends also she a thot and her mom always lies about her not photoshoping when se clearly does also if you want to laugh a little about her photoshoping you should follow he ugly ass byeeee hoes
Her: eww did you see that girl bellydancing
Other girl: yah she is such a danielle cohn
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A boy back at it again with the white Vans.
"Damn Daniel back at it again with the white Vans".
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An outrageously stereotypically white comedian from Omaha, Nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to sex to great knick knacks at Target as well as cracking on Dane Cook.
Daniel's Mom(At his funeral): "This is really awkward...but he said we wouldn't get the booty if we didn't do this..."
-Daniel Tosh
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