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Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.
Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀
Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*
A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.
Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.
Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!
Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'
Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.
Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave
Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese
"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"