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“The illuminati wants us to learn the Devil’s Triangle. It’s gonna destroy our life.”
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A team of federal legislators from the state of California, consisting of Ted Lieu, Diane Feinstein, and Nancy Pelosi. The elderly women members in this trio chose this name after hearing mentioned in a job interview describing cool kids, and thought it made them sound "Hep, Groovy, and With It" to their constituency.
"Ted Baby, let's get this Devil's Triangle meeting called to order and we can drink Chianti and play the Bongos."
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devils are not fucking blue, they are red. If you didnt know they live in hell, which is hot, and red. You fucking dumbasses.
blue devil is a metaphor
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when a guy fucks a girl in the ass filling his urethra with shit, pulls out and comes in her mouth making a chocolate cream filling much like the devil dog snack
Chad: Dude I tried a Devil Dog with Cindy last night
Gunther: Oh yeah? How'd she take it?
Chad: I'm not sure if puking is a good thing or not, but if it is dude I'm definitely winning
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When a woman performs oral and vagina sex on two men at the same time.
We had her in the devil doggy. She did me while he was doing her from behind.
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The act of one person sticking 2 straws in their asshole and inserting the other ends of the straws in someone elses nostrols. Next the person farts and the one with the straws in there nose blows the fart out through there mouth. Thus creating Devil's Breath.
Sally and John were extra kinky so decided to get out the old drinking straws and give eachother devil's breath
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A ring of blood resembling a goatee that is a result of going down on a girl with her period.
"I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."
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