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Driving briskly with some of your besties as the music blaring.
Usually some kind of effed up. Stoney bones perhaps.
Time to listen to music loudly with no talking.
Bonding time.
Love spirited driving.
Best done on the river road between Prescott and Maiden Rock WISCO.
I love stopping at the monkey bar, nauti hawg, the harbor bar and oles while making the spirted driving Jaunt.
OHHHH and don't forget to take a curve on O. no butts about that O road. double O between Prescott and diamond bluff.
Love me some spirited driving.
Spirted driving is amazing.
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"hey did you see your girl talking to him?"
"go drive side street you nosey fuck!"
To give or receive road head while driving by an X's house.
Your X's house is up this way, how about some drive by road head?
A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!
The act of playing a game in a way that contradicts its nature out of sheer boredom.
"I got so bored yesterday, I started driving normally in GTA."
"Damn dude, me too. We should hang out sometime."
intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate
noun
1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.
Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)
They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy
Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water
I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push