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he love hsitory, wears glasses and has a contagious laugh
ethan hassett is a great guy :)
A good looking guy who has a massive cock and cool friends
Guy 1:Seen that guy with a mop on his head
Guy 2: ye that’s Ethan cashin I heard he crashed his Ford Focus
gay but also homophobic, and eats hot cheetos with ranch!! also has a fat juicy booty
Girl 1: OMG IS HE EATING HOT CHEETOS WITH RANCH?!
Girl 2: classic Ethan Dube
Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”
girl: who is that boy
other girl: its an ethan godet aka a simp