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English or spanish

A joke said to a person or group of people usually in a mall followed with who ever moves first is gay

The man: English or Spanish?
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*

by Orange juice lover 1 June 16, 2024


Non-Plain English

Isslie Ebonics, too dam broke tho, mor so thear da shit.

"They speak in non-plain english when theres Chainz din Fi-Ah". Ekskuz my tung sol, but i kant go round givn them Nok toomuh noledge

by H.N.I.C. K.A.B. March 9, 2020


english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater October 25, 2017


duolingo english

Basic English with poor vocabulary, spoken with all kinds of foreign accents. Typically spoken by people that come from romantic language speaking countries like French, Spanish and Italian people.

Guy 1: Have you see where is me baguette? (with French accent)
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France

by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024


english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure

Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 16, 2024


Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.

Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."

by pakpineapple September 21, 2024