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A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty
Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.
I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.
When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.
Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.
Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!
Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!
When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
A fart that stays were you left it. Usually very gasseous.
Drop farts are good, because they don't follow you like a normal fart does. Easy to walk away from them.