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When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.
Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.
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Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.
Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!
That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!
Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!
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-You're tagged in at least 100 pictures together BUT You don't even know their major...
The friends that you make in college or university ..that you only see once its Thursday night and you're intoxicated.
Rachel-oh my god!!, you're so cool.... i like love youuuuuu
Thursday Friend- you're the greatest person i have ever met ..why don't we ever hang out?
Rachel- yah lets HANG OUT TOMORROW
next day...
Rachel-hey
Thursday Friend-hey
*awkwardly walk past each other in the halls*
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You're the friend that can never make it to events and you often watch your best friends fall in love leaving you for a third wheel position. Then when they break-up, you're caught in the middle of friendships usually making you chose a friend over the other. You've lost a majority of your friends because they either moved or you lost contact with them. You're actually lonely although you have plenty of friends. You're not really open and you fear to lose your best friends or you don't want to get close and then lose them. So now you just watch from the sideline as sort of a cheerleader. You're close enough to be supportive and far enough to watch everything being played out and find your position among your friends. In all honesty, you want the hugs, hangout days, birthday parties, and movies days. But you don't want to deal with the emotions of losing them either to death or a break-off. You don't like taking risks in relationships which most likely is the reason you're single. A lot of girls/guys like you and you even have one person desperately wanting to be with you. But from you first Crush/Relationship you learned a hard lesson of following your head and not your heart. So From the sidelines, you will watch until the opportunity comes, as the Cheerleader.
I love my best friends but I can never make it to their performances. I hate being one the sidelines but ig I gotta stay.
Her and zack are back together now, time to get new friends I guess.#Sideline Friend
Okay...they both told me the problems they had with each other and how bad it is to be friends with them. #Sideline Friend
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A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.
I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend
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When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.
Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"
Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."
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A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have
P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"
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